Questions I Hate Answering
Is this actually Santa?
No, idiot. It's AI. Do you think I have time to sit here and record videos for £6.99? I have reindeer to feed. We use advanced AI to animate a photo and clone a voice.
How long does it take?
It usually takes **around 30 minutes** after you pay. However, if we are extremely busy (or if I'm on a break), it might take a bit longer. Be patient.
Can I get a refund?
Absolutely not. Once you hit that button, the money is gone. Just like your childhood dreams.
Will you say anything?
I won't do hate speech, racism, or anything illegal. I'm a jerk, not a criminal. If you try to make me say something illegal, I'll keep your money and send you nothing.