Give the Gift of Trauma
I'm tired. The elves are on strike. The reindeer smell.
Pay me £9.99 and I'll roast your friends, family, or coworkers.
What are you buying?
- A personal video message from a very grumpy Santa.
- Around 2 minutes long. Guaranteed to make you laugh (or cry).
- Delivered via email in around 30 mins (slightly longer if busy).
NAUGHTY LIST
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Reviews from Victims
"I sent this to my boyfriend because he never does the dishes. Santa made him cry. It was beautiful."
— Jessica, 28
"My boss actually fired me after I sent him this. Worth every penny. Thanks Bad Santa."
— Unemployed Dave
"I didn't realize how rude this would be. He called me a 'waste of chimney space'. 5 Stars."
— Mark, London